#What is this

[2snuffseb]

i want to jerk off to disgusting abusive shit and then feel so sick and nauseous about it that i just vomit and cry

[e-rated-beardo]

PLEASE EVERYONE GO SCREAM AT @wiblywoblytimeywimey754 ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS PHYSICAL HAND-WRITTEN LETTER SHE'S MADE BASED ON CHAPTER 24 OF SCORN AND THE SAINT-MAKER

Really though. Just look at this?? I wrote this wild, incomprehensible thing of a fic chapter, consisting entirely of a weird-ass, angsty, gothic-vibey, 19th-century letter from some Russian mystery figure to a friend(?), full of crossings-out and rambling and half-made sentences, and HERE COMES WIBLY just pulling out her fancy pen and her fancy paper and fancy handwriting and I don't even know what to do with this. Her photos of the letter have been sitting in my inbox for almost a week because I'VE BEEN TOO FLOORED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS.

Like how can I touch these photos with my jpg compressor or my crop tool or my brain picking and choosing between the pretty pictures even; it's bloody rude is what it is.

Anyway feel free to go read (chapter 24 of) Scorn and the Saint-Maker, it's a Good Omens fic about a murder mystery, a pair of humans who maybe kinda aren't, a smutty love affair, a trans angel, maths (somehow), and (incidentally) the city of Aberdeen. And did I mention it gets Weird™️ sometimes. I also put art in there - usually my own, but sometimes also *gestures wordlessly to above*

[spooky-cryptid-friend]

did i get this right

[worstloki]

very true, very true

Thor living in New Mexico with Jane no ID no relevant job experiences. he should become a streamer

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[gloopqueen]

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

[xanderindisguis]

This is actually so fucking stupid I can't believe I spent my whole day on this. I am NOT finishing it

[14th-century-verona-queer]

SO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CAF??? IF KEITH DOESNT GO GET SHITFACED AND THEY HAVE THIS DRAMATIC CONFESSION OR ID LANCE DOESNT STAY AND TALK IT OIT W HIM I MAY ACTUALLY TEAR MY SKIN OPEN WHAT THE FUCK???? CAF. ISTG.

ONE MORE LEFT OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE?

[worms-for-brains]

Normally I have a cool title or something.

Uh, not for this one. I don’t know what was going through my mind when I made it.

[hencheri]

18+ mdni.

pairing: jeno x fem!reader (ft. jaemin)

warnings: noncon, dacryphilia.

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the high ceiling of the women’s changing room allows the slapping sounds of jeno’s hips meeting your ass to resonate, making him more aware of the dead silence around him except for the few cries that occasionally leave your lips. it’s not the ideal place where he would’ve liked to do this, but he didn’t really have any other choices anyway.

he thinks that the soft feeling of your skin under his palms, your ponytail brushing his face, the sweet scent of citrus entering his nostrils, the hot sight of your leggings rolled up under your bum… are enough to make him forget the usual sweaty smell of the gym. make him forget what he’s really doing.

he’s always seen you in your sports wear, tight black leggings hugging your ass and pink bra cupping your breasts. he only imagined what was under, what type of panties you’d wear, but now having your bare skin at the mercy of his hands is making his cock really stiff. 

he grabs your hair in his fist to turn your head to the side, looking at your face, just as glowy as it is when you leave your yoga class. you accidentally meet jeno’s gaze and seeing your big teary eyes on him has his cock jumping inside of you and he’s sure you felt that because you clench around right after. 

to his dismay, you scrunch your eyes shut, letting out a weak sob. he’d like you to look at him, too, he knows you’re attracted to him, you have to be. everyone is. the smiles you flashed him from across the gym before couldn’t be just out of courtesy. 

his stare bore into the side of your face, and all feels too claustrophobic for you, his mouth so close to you his deep breath hits your cheek. his pace is brutal and you keep squeaking whenever he goes too deep too fast. 

your sad, pitiful sounds only fulfil his desires even more. if you weren’t attracted to him, your cunt wouldn’t be dripping around jeno’s entire cock. your inner thighs wouldn’t be covered in your slick. 

a couple more thrusts and jeno would have reached his orgasm, but the sounds of the door opening and someone’s steps on the ground, stop him. the complete silence inside the gym could have fooled him that nobody else was still here, but the euphoric state he was in seconds ago probably also made him forget about jaemin’s presence. 

“i didn’t think you’d really be there.” just as jeno’s backing away from you, he hears his friend’s laugh. he feels his face getting warmer, quickly tucking himself back into his sweats. “sorry to interrupt,” jaemin grins, just like he would knowing his friend got laid. 

he gets a better look at you, also covering yourself back up, noticing your red eyes and wet eyelashes. your sniffing enlightens jaemin on what jeno was actually doing. 

he scoffs, looking you up and down and then finally at jeno. “didn’t know that was your kind…”

“i didn’t-”

“unless you fuck like a god, which i doubt, you aren’t making girls cry like that,” jaemin sarcastically points out, stepping closer to you who haven’t moved a muscle since you pulled your leggings back up. “poor little thing…”

jeno isn’t stupid enough to believe jaemin is really showing any pity, looking at his grin and the evil glint in his eyes, he’s enjoying it. 

“don’t make me stop you there,” he smiles, “but i won’t lie that i’m curious to know what that mouth can do.”

[snoopysnose]

How did you know?

TWIN PEAKS

S02 E09 Arbitrary Law

[countingstars-17]

Charles Leclerc rides his bike at the Shanghai International circuit ahead of the Formula One Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai on April 18, 2024. (Photo by PEDRO PARDO / AFP)

[alexturntable]

Vogue Italia

[litanyrobin]

Tim: Is your masculinity fragile or why is your costume blue?

Dick: Tim, what—

Tim: Mine is red, almost pink.

Tim: I'm a real man.

Jason: Then Superman is gender fluid?